An old Joke
By May Kwek
Goodness gracious man! What happened to your face?
This is a really serious burn case!
Yes Doctor, it hurts so
This is the worst accident I’ve had you know
Well sit down and tell me how you got it
Don’t linger, tell me all about it!
I was sleeping Doctor when the phone rang
And very annoying was the song it sang
I stumbled out very tired
And instead of the phone picked up the iron
Ouch! That would explain your face
But how did you get burnt in that other place?
Well Doctor, I will cut the slack
And simply say the idiot called back
Copyright © 2012 by May Kwek