A fiery Christmas
By May Kwek
It’s been quite a Christmas
In our expensive Orchard
road
Things have been catching
fire
It’s a wonder business
has not slowed
First it was the Christmas
tree
Just sitting by the side
of the road
Then in a flash of flame
Its ornaments it did
unload
Then it was the décor
Hanging on a street light
First it shone with electric
brilliance
And then with crimson
light
Third was a poor restaurant
That was somehow set
ablaze
Now how did that happen?
The sprinkler I can’t
praise
And now do I hear a
fourth?
Hidden in a carpark, a flaming
pile of rubbish
Perhaps with the wall,
They couldn’t it
distinguish
Oh please no more!
This is turning into a
bad comedy
Once, twice, I forgive you
But four is insanity
They must have struck
everywhere in Orchard road
These mysterious ‘arsonists’
Having hit sky and ground
What else could they have
missed?
Ah I see it now
I will shop elsewhere
instead
Because the only place
not yet aflame
Is I fear, my head!
Copyright © 2015 by May Kwek